So I had the strangest and most vivid dream I have ever had and what is really odd are details seem to be returning to me rather than going away. All I can say is wtf, because never have I had such a vivid dream where everyone was recognizable (save a few) and I actually knew what was going on and for the most part most of the dream is describable in human terms. ANYWAYS:

So in the future I am apparently married (I think) to Holly. Brandon has apparently died or went away or something. Anyways, Holly wants to name her first child, Brandon. I argue that it should be David or some name, I can't quite recall, that begins with a "D". All I know is it was not Drew. Point being we somehow go outside and I am finally remembering a part I had forgotten. We were outside what I think was Transit and it was the area where all the buses came in. Point being that Alex was sobbing in a room on the third floor with her face in the window while (NOTE THIS IS A DREAM) she is whipped by an unknown man. Oddly enough I seem to recall that Alex's glasses had no tears on them, but anyways. On the street corner was Tim who might have been schizophrenic because he was talking to himself, I think. It reminded me of my personal visual for McGongall as a cat reading the street sign in PS/SS. Going on. Suddenly a bus pulls up and out comes Trudie (Holly's roommate) and Brandon (alive) having sex. I also think some guy with a mustache got off the bus. Anyways, this part is odd, but somehow Cheryl He (a Acadec team member), Nick Pjevach (another Acadec team member), and Wachob all get into a car that I swear had the Obama logo, or something very similar on it. Note I am writing this all from notes I wrote very quickly upon waking up so I wouldn't forget, but I forgot what happened next. Anyways, Buddy (my living dog) is scratching something and out of nowhere comes Matt chasing me with a pair of scissors, I perceived as him trying to rape me. Anyways, Alec appears with a machine gun and his quest is to shoot of gay people's heads. I think he kills Matt and he tries to kill me when I think Dohn or maybe it was Charlotte Larkin rescues me. I think Matt is still alive despite his head being shot off, because I think he appears later in the dream with a head. I think Mrs. Rubin and my mom show up somehow around now as does Paul the psychic octopus who I think is sinking fangs into a groundhog, I don't know what the fuck is going on at this point. The next vivid scene I have is of Ashley Prozanski (Alex, my roommate's ex) with Alex (my ex roommate) both dressed as Hitler, although they may have been wearing the same costume (Greg Zaloom in the background), I don't know. Basically Alec stops shooting and disappears, he is replaced by Grey Satterfield and Allison doing the Trafamadorian dance from my movie "So It Goes" (post-dream this is remembered by me as the dance moves of the music video "Wuthering Heights"), but I think Allison becomes Holly who is then beat up by Alanna. Casey makes an appearance in this part. Brandon comes in again and starts ripping Holly apart with a knife. This is sorta gruesome, but a live baby I think fell out of Holly and it gets chased by Leo and I think there is a flash of two cats chasing a cat nip toy that admits sparks. Whatever is going on at this point gets real fuzzy, but this all ends near on a street in what I think is San Francisco with a bunch of people in Allison's apartment, which looks like Professor Slughorn's office from the Half-Blood Prince film. There is a guy I don't recognize playing the guitar in the background and then a text message woke me up.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST DREAM?????!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!??! And in case you don't think that could get worse, it actually can, except the worst two bits I am going to keep silent on, because they're rated NC-17 (as if earlier parts were not... O.o)