US SENATE ELECTIONS YEAR 8

It came to my attention that the Senate is sort of in need of being elected first. Therefore, the elections are starting TODAY and will end in 48 hours. Vote for 4 people.

Thanks!

Congratulations to Senator-elect Wachob

Fuck yes, bitches and hoes!

what type of hoes? I know of 2

Dohn, I feel obliged to tell you this because Wachob and I made this discovery and it is vital to how you vote.

As the vote stands, if you vote for both yourself and Alex you will face Alex in a runoff if you lose the Vice Presidency. If you only vote for yourself, you will maintain a seat in the Senate, but leave her unemployed should you lose the Vice Presidency. Or you could be altruistic and vote only for Alex, screwing yourself out of a Senate seat if you lose, but assuring her one. Make your FOUR choices for Senate, but note that there are consequences for you and Alex should you lose on Wednesday. Also be lucky this example of game theory is with votes and not with life and death!

The winners of the US Senate elections, pending Presidential election are by order of seniority:
Lucas F. Epp (Class II)
Holly L. Sheldon (Class III)
Lucas M. Wachob (Class I)
Andrew C. Hanna (Class III)

All winners are hereby to be considered Senator-elect.