'12 Vice Presidential Candidate

Fine Citizens of America:

As you are certainly aware, I, Trenton K. Rogers, am a candidate for the Presidency of the United States of America.

I first announced my candidacy two days ago, in the hopes of being able to advance this superb country. We are currently facing dire issues that are in need of true, strong leadership. Under my guidance, I believe we could confront these issues while continuing to prosper.

We must not forget our country's foundation. In the past, we have valued a limited government, while emphasizing individual liberty. We must not forget this.

It is in this context that I ask Ryan Dohn to be my Vice-Presidential candidate. Together, he and I could allow freedom and liberty for every citizen.

Hurrah!

Let me guess, Drew told you what he thought I wanted to hear. Well, he messed up.

No.

So do you endorse the Sheldon/Clifton ticket?

or do you not like my hurrah?

I liked your hurrah, despite it being somewhat random.

Since Mr. Rogers does not have a running mate, I will not endorse a ticket at this time.

And BTW Drew, I find it really funny that you still think I'm conservative.

First off, while I recommended Dohn to Trent, I did not tell him what to write. Secondly, I have yet to announce my endorsement.

After much deliberation, I have determined that Ryan Dohn is an unsuitable candidate for Vice-President.

Therefore, at this time, I ask Max Lustig to be my running mate for the reasons stated in the original post.

I accept.

Pfft, I endorse Sheldon-Clifton then.

This looks like it's going to be a VERY sexy race.

Are you kidding? Lustig is part of the one ticket.

OH!!! Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate!!!!!

Sexiness abounds on the Sheldon-Clifton ticket. Just saying. HOLLY FTW!

hmm...

Voting based on looks, eh?