OCD vs. Indifference (or Roommates, Shots, and other things that come in threes)

I had Miss Masso for Spanish 4A and learned absolutely nothing.

I remember when Nell went up to get a tissue and Mike Anderson took her test, copied all the answers, and got a 98 on the test to Nell's 97. And Schivoni did nothing about it.

I also remember when Luke and Matt did the lab together and wrote the same answers and Matt failed while Luke passed.

MrsMasso>missmasso. I actually oddly kind of learned from big masso. yes, with schiavoni, drew always tried to beat people up with his pencil box. yea, she didn't do diddly squat

Drew was such a bully in that class. Of course, I did steal and then lose his book of Tolkien languages, or something like that.

I enjoyed having Magic Booklets where all the practice test questions were answered.

did it ever actually get lost? booklets were nice

OCD vs. Indifference Part III (or IV): In which my roommate comes back as I am trying to go to sleep with his best friend and a girl visiting from Eastern Illinois.

The Story: They all try to get into a twin sized bed to go to sleep in. One of them keeps falling off the bed, they play music, they make awkward comments, and my roommate's friend claims to have gone to the bathroom in my roommate's shoe.

The End: Yes indeed my roommate's shoe had urine it and of course I made a hangover joke in the morning.

End Note: FUCKING DRUNK PEOPLE!

Extension: It was a threesome and I slept through it, wow, just wow. I'm glad I slept through it, but I ask, how did I sleep through it?

What the fuck is that about, man? A 2-guy threesome = UNCOOL. Your roommate is a fucking pervert, if you ever wake up with lower back pain I'd be very suspicious.

Quite

I should write a book:
Roommates, Shots, and other things that come in threes:

Chapter 1, in which Drew finds out his roommate is a slob
Chapter 2, in which Drew pretends to be drunk
Chapter 3, in which Drew starts a club
Chapter 4, in which Drew's roommate has a party
Chapter 5, in which Drew thinks he might have kicked his roommate out of the dorm
Chapter 6, in which Drew sees the reactions to the party and the aftermath
Chapter 7, in which Drew has swine flu
Chapter 8, in which Drew sleeps through a threesome

J-Mads wrote:What the fuck is that about, man? A 2-guy threesome = UNCOOL. Your roommate is a fucking pervert, if you ever wake up with lower back pain I'd be very suspicious.

So fucking true. How would you like to be one of the two guys. And the girl is an absolute whore.

Is she a whore, or was she so drunk she was technically raped?

The Prez wrote:... back as I am trying to go to sleep with his best friend and a girl visiting from Eastern Illinois...

if there's any alcohol involved it always counts as rape,

on a side note, drew might to change his order in the above

hahaha, need a period. Illinois Law states knowing consent must be given, but states that alcohol does not mean consent can not be given knowingly

need a period.

Shut up

that's what they all say

If you're both drunk it's all cool.

Holy )(*$)(!@*#)!$&*@$(& you poor thing Drew is all I can say. They're all whores, not just the girl.

If you are both drunk it just means no one is solely responsible, it does not make it okay.

Oh and my roommate cannot remember anything, yet he definantley had sex and he beat up his best friend, so yea, he might have technically been raped by the girl...

No one cares about technicality and you cannot force someone to have an erection.

They must have been completely and utterly wasted to not remember that.

This might be a bad time to bring this up but has anybody heard Britney Spears' new song "3"? It's surprisingly (and to a degree sickeningly) catchy and it feels pretty appropriate for this thread...

Maybe they all raped each other? Can't you report this to the RA? At all?

I can't, I was asleep, they're all 18

RAs only care about things that are burning. If they do it again and try to light some incense, you could absolutely get them in trouble. But otherwise they can't help you.