OCD vs. Indifference (or Roommates, Shots, and other things that come in threes)

You forgot one.

6. Tell him the truth, you're a boy with long hair.

Once again, go with number one.

If I told him I was a boy with long hair (which I sort of regret ever saying), then I'd never have a boyfriend. Ever. Also, I think it's fairly obvious that I'm not a boy.

strangerthanfiction wrote:Also, I think it's fairly obvious that I'm not a boy.

Alex, I know you're a girl. You can't fool me.

she has openly admitted to being a man with long hair though

If this wasn't in the Misc section, we'd all be on probation for spamming.

I AM A GIRL. I retract everything I've ever said about being a man with long hair. Really. Because it's not true. (And because you guys have never let me forget it.)

And if I was a man, I would have made a really great Romantic poet. Just saying.

I know how to get him to stop!!! If he were to say something and you don't know he's there, or he doesn't know you know he's there so it looks like you're surprised he's there, say "you scared the knickers off me." He would then realize that you're a man with long hair and stop being all creepy.

He's an Anglophile. Everything I say he'll pretty much automatically like because he's in love with England. To some degree, this includes my voice. If I said that then he'd probably be like "you just moved up my cool list" or something like that. *headdesk*

[Edit] Do I really look like a boy? This is actually a serious question.

No, you don't.

Tell him you're actually Australian, and you were just faking the English accent to see if you could fool anyone. Then talk about wallabies until he goes away!

That actually seems like a decent idea. Luke, you seem to be the only one with decent suggestions in this discussion.

I'm a man of practicality.

And bitches.

A man of practicality and bitches.

That made my day, thank you

wallabies are sure to do the trick. we talk about them in comp prog, and I just about fall asleep.

Why would you talk about wallabies in comp prog?

Luke, you will always be a man of practicality and bitches. The world wouldn't have it be any other way.

The only bad part is that I have real issues faking an Australian accent... it's as bad as my American accent (well, okay, maybe slightly better)... I do love wallabies, though.

*ignorance* Americans don't have accents.

Um, say you're Irish. And speak only Gaelic/Celtic and lost your ability to speak the English language. As an English major. That's sure to not work.

PUEDO HABLAR EN ESPANOL POR TODO EL TIEMPO. Pero no se si trabajara (lo siento, no puedo escribir accentes) porque no se si Tobin puedo hablar en espanol... pero tengo amigos aqui quien me comprenden cuando empezo hablar en espanol. Es como AP Gobierno fue el ano pasado! La echo de menos... jejeje...
(okay I'm not sure that work but it's worth a shot...)

Having not taken Spanish for a year, I have no clue what you just said.

... ask MJ. I'm lazy and not going to translate it, although I will tell you that I meant "se" as in "I know" rather than the third person whatever-it-is.

New York Screws People Over with their Honors Track in Foreign Language, because even though you took basically four years of stuff, colleges won't let you keep it

I'm not sure why we talked about wallabies. I believe it was part of a program using a GUI. It really had nothing to do about wallabies, except that they were the main focus

Why is that Drew?

because he's a fascist