Re: OCD vs. Indifference (or Roommates, Shots, and other things that come in threes)

by **dohnage18** Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:41 pm

I read the last part and went, what? The engineering students are on speed? That doesn't bode well for me...

by **strangerthanfiction** Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:12 pm

No, they're just part of the Speed school, which is the engineering school on campus. They're all too nerdy to do drugs.

by **The Prez** Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:36 pm

Um... Top Ten School for Engineering over here and YES they do drugs

by **strangerthanfiction** Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:48 pm

Well all the guys I know over here are like "I could never be an English major" because I spent give or take three hours reading Blake. LGKJAFSKJLADSKJLADSKJL NO MORE NO MORE.

by AgentW Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:30 pm

my roommate is a 3.5 ft long fish, and I got out of camp early because we're the best band in New York.

by **strangerthanfiction** Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:13 am

My roommate is cooler than a fish.

by AgentW Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:54 pm

but my fish is awesome. you should meet him.

by **The Prez** Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:33 am

I AM UP AT FUCKING 2:30 AM, BECAUSE MY FUCKING ROOMMATE HAS 12 COMPLETELY DRUNK FRIENDS OVER! FML!

by **strangerthanfiction** Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:34 am

Can you talk to him? Your RA? Request a roommate change?

by **McSnuggles** Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:20 pm

Be a bitch and report him for underage drinking. xD

by **The Prez** Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:23 pm

I didn't have to, apparently they threw beer cans off the balcony and pissed off of it. The RA came in to our room about 30 minutes ago and gathered evidence, apparently he might not get a ticket Sad

by J-Mads Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:13 pm

Well as long as you don't accidentally rat him out to an RA everything should be fine.

by **The Prez** Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:19 pm

Bastard

by **strangerthanfiction** Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:01 pm

LAWLZ
sorry that was really funny

by **The Prez** Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:27 pm

So I just found out that while I was in Wisconsin for Labor Day, that my roommate used by desk as a BEER PONG TABLE! This explains a lot, like why my desk was messed up when I got back, and why my Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Whoppers were EATEN!

by **McSnuggles** Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:41 pm

You left food and thought it wouldn't be eaten?

You know I love you Drew but if we were roomies I think I'd jump out the window...

by **The Prez** Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:45 pm

Will you be requiring a parachute?

by J-Mads Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:54 pm

Classic Drew!

by **strangerthanfiction** Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:15 pm

Have you actually told your roommate that you are OCD? Shouldn't you let him know there are boundaries?

by **McSnuggles** Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:24 pm

Don't tell him, show him. You're creative, think of a way. Smile

by **The Prez** Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:07 am

I think is it obvious...

by **strangerthanfiction** Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:10 am

Well, it might be obvious to you and obvious to us, but that doesn't necessairly mean it's obvious to him. Maybe you should straighten up his side and then when he comes in you should be like, "I'M OCD, BITCH." Or you could always call him a strumpet, although
a) it doesn't make sense in any sort of context
b) it's normally reserved for women
but you could call him a strumpet and see how he reacts to it...

by J-Mads Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:26 am

Next time you have to count something, do it like this

8 5 4 9 1 7 6 10 3 2

That'll prove it.

by **The Prez** Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:14 pm

AHHHH, WTF, Wachob? I'm about to edit your post and put those numbers back in order!

And yes, I have told him I have OCD, that was like Day 1. Plus, my desk is in perfect order, though I have no idea where my red hilighter went, It has been missing since Labor Day Sad

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Maybe they used it as a dildo, that would possibly explain the pubic hair in the beer pong water cup. (True Story) pale

by **dohnage18** Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:46 pm

Your roommate is freaking the shit out of me now.

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